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A man was visiting his wife in hospital  where she has been in a coma for several years.

On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to  her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and  suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan.

From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex,  saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man  to be embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and  tells the doctor his wife is dead.

The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."


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