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An elderly couple is vacationing in the  West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale  one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their  room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a  good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope."  Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the  room completely naked except for his boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"  Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it  was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam  yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN  BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

To which Bessie shakes her head and replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. You  shoulda bought a hat."

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Last updated: Aug 11, 2001