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A guy walks into a bar sits down and tells the bartender that he has an amazing miniature pianist in his
pocket.
The bartender doesn't believe him, so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out this little tiny man that plays a tiny piano.
He puts him on the bar and he starts playing different tunes.
The bartender is amazed, he can't believe his eyes. So he asks the man "where did you get this 12 inch pianist."
"I have a magic lamp and the genie granted my one wish," the man replies.
"Wow, why don't you give me the lamp and let me make a wish" the bartender implores.
So the
man gives him the lamp, the bartender rubs it, the genie comes out and says he will grant him one wish.
The bartender blurts out "I wish I had a million bucks"
POOF Suddenly the bar is filled with a million ducks.
The bartender turns to the man in astonishment and asks "what happened"
the man replies
"You didn't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist did you."
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