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A man goes to a doctor after suffering through a lifetime with a severe stutter.
""D-d-d-doctor, i-i-is th-th-there anyth-th-thing th-th-that y-y-you c-c-can d-d-do f-for
m-m-me?"?"
The doctor does a complete examination and contacts his patient several days later.
"The results indicate that you have a rare condition. It appears that you genetiles are so large that they are
pulling down at your body causing your vocal cords to stretch out giving you a stutter. Luckily, we have a smaller set of genetiles available that we can transplant immediately."
The man with the stutter agrees to have the surgery, and his stutter is corrected.
2 months later the man returns to the doctor:
"Doctor, my stutter has completely disappeared, but so has my sex life! In the past 2 months I haven't gotten
laid once! Is there any way that you can give me my old genetiles back?"
"N-n-not on y-y-your l-l-life!!!!"
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