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Pam, a beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says:
'Oral Sex' Frogs
Only $20 each!
Money Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions)
Pam excitedly
looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
Ralph, packaging up the frog, says, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
Pam nods, 'Okay,' grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her
apartment, Pam takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nighty.
4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down 'there'.
She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and, to her surprise, nothing happens! Pam is
totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper. It says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
store."
So, Pam calls...Ralph, the man from behind the counter says, "I had some complaints earlier this week. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing
her doorbell. Pam welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the
frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says, "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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