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Bill dies and goes up to heaven. At the gates, he meets up with God, who says, "Well Bill, it looks like you've led a life of virtue. There's
only one final test left before you enter - you must spell the word 'love'". Naturally, Bill spells it correctly and is let into heaven.
Several minutes later, God has to step away. "OK Bill," God
says. "I just need you to man the gates for a few minutes. If anyone comes up here, just give them the same test I gave you and if they're correct, let them in."
Sure enough, as Bill mans the gates, one person comes up - Bill's wife.
Bill: "Honey, what are you doing here?!?"
Wife: "Well, after the funeral, I was so distraught that I slid the car
off the road by accident."
Bill: "That's horrible! Well, God put me in charge here and he said that you just have to pass a simple test to get into heaven."
Wife: "That's great! What do I have to do?"
Bill: "Spell 'Doug Mientkiewicz.'"
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