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A shopowner put an ad in the newspaper that he's looking for a clerk that is computer literate, able to type and bilingual. And surely, he didn't forget to mention that this job opening is open for anyone that met the requirement. However, he was shocked when the first applicant came in: it was a dog!!!

The shopowner took a deep breath and said, "Sorry, Doggy. But I don't think you are qualified for this job."

 The dog didn't say anything, just turned the shop's PC on, and began typing very fast. It even do all the graphics thing.

The shopowner was very impressed!! But then he said, "Sorry, you are definitely computer literate, and can type. But I need a bilingualist."

Without hesitation the dog said, "Meow..."

 

 


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