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A guy with a hair lip walks into a department store and asks to see the manager. When the manager shows up he
says to the hair lip, "May I help you?"
The guy with the hair lip says, "Please sir, do you have a job for me?"
So the manager asks what he does. The hair lip replies, "I'm a salesman."
The manager is thinking, "Oh, shit what do I do now? I can't put a hair lip on the sales floor, but if I
don't he'll slap me with a discrimination suit." So he says, "I don't have anything right now, but you go down to the storeroom and get anything you want. Sell it for two weeks, then come back
and we'll see how you do."
The hair lip says "Oh, thank you, thank you." and leaves.
Two weeks later the hair lip returns. The managers asks, "Well, how did you do?" The hair lip says
"I made $2,000!" The manager says, "$2,000! What did you sell?"
The hair lip says, "Toothbrushes"
The manager says "How in the world did you make $2,000 in two weeks selling toothbrushes?
So the hair lip says, "Every day I went to the subway station and I set up a table. On the table I had a
bag of potato chips and a bowl of potato chip dip.
When people would get off the train, I asked them if they wanted a potato chip and they said sure. Then I
asked if they would like to try some potato chip dip and they said sure. Then they tried the dip they said, Goddamn, this dip tastes like shit! And I said, it is shit, wanna buy a toothbrush?
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